Zanerbob

Lyrics

She Said Touch Me

I sat so close beside her
it made my heart a’ pound.
I put my arm around her.
She said “You settle down!”
I said that I’d had all my shots,
she said that wasn’t it.
I tried to kiss her on the face
and found out that she bit.
I thought that I would win her
by massaging her neck’s nape.
She said these words, all out of breath,
as I held her lovely shape

She said touch me
She said touch me
She said touch me
and I’ll yell rape!

She quoted Bible verses and
she spoke of all the rules
about the way that folks should act.
I laughed and called them fools.
She said I ain’t a Christian soul
but I was dunked in the river and saved
Maybe that’s why my luck’s so bad
when it comes to gettin’ laid.
This is my sad, sad story,
a hole that in my life gapes
the woes of my poor love life,
my tale of sour grapes, ‘cos

She said touch me
She said touch me...